I’ve just been listening to Coldplay’s latest album “Viva la Vida” and reading some mixed reviews, most of which I can’t help but agree with. One of the funniest has to be from Mark Beaumont from NME:

Why is it that all major league UK rock bands end up turning into U2? Has Bono personally impregnated every arena dressing room with his juices so anyone within 20 feet catches Big Music like scabies?

Classic. Read the full review here.